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Doctor: Mrs. Madison, you're pregnant.

Woman: WHAAAAT?!?! No! This can't be! I don't have time for a baby! I'm a lawyer. I make $110,000 a year! I have a career!
by Tanauthority May 30, 2009
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1- Endearing term/Nickname for signifigant other

2- Noun. an Infant/Newborn created by unprotected sex. Whether on purpose or by accident.

3- name used when trying to use a pick up line.

4- name used when trying to call them out for not doing
something.

5- term called out during sexual activities.
1- Awww, thank you baby, I love you.

2- Did you hear Staceys having a baby!?

3- Hey baby, I lost my number... can I get yours?

4- Your such a baby, I knew you couldn't do it.

5- oooo baby... OH! don't stop!
by LoOpYiNnOcEnCe December 15, 2005
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1. An infant, the result of unprotected sex

2. A term of endearment

3. The other other white meat
1. The baby's crying!

2. Hey baby

3. Baby! It's what's for dinner!
by Nikki May 09, 2005
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A term used before a word to describe it as small or little....
Man she got a baby booty.
translation: her butt's small.

Did you see that baby beater he was wearing?
translation; did you see that small wife beater he was wearing?

girl 1: Look at him tryna show off his muscles for that lil light skinned girl!
girl 2: girl dont even trip. She dont want him.. he has a baby body!
TRANSLATION: He has a small body frame and/or no muscle
by Cookie Da Boo September 03, 2008
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Someone who handles lifes obstacles like an infant or teenage boi rather.
by Dirrrty mix June 28, 2010
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The word that your boyfriend calls you when he wants something from you.
Boyfriend: Baby...
Girlfriend: Yes, honey?
Boyfriend: Can i borrow five bucks...?
by ImAllOverYouu February 25, 2009
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Did you hear about Allie? Yeah, I heard she caught baby.
by Angel April 18, 2005
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