Person A: Why’s that lady having a short panic attack at this Xmas party?
Person B: She forgot the baby’s at grandma’s. She’s suffering from Phantom Baby Syndrome.
Person B: She forgot the baby’s at grandma’s. She’s suffering from Phantom Baby Syndrome.
by GibsonsDad December 17, 2022
Stage two of a fakenancy carried to term. Victims of this disease feel the need to claim to be mothers when they aren't, and usually go so far as to steal pictures of other peoples children. The most susceptible to this disease are children between the ages of 13 and 17.
"This is my daughter! *insert picture here*"
"Uh, I just Googled baby and that picture came up. You need help with your Faken Baby Syndrome."
"Uh, I just Googled baby and that picture came up. You need help with your Faken Baby Syndrome."
by Katrina J. January 31, 2008
A sort of "blue baby syndrome" can also be caused by methemoglobinemia. It is widely believed to be caused by nitrate contamination in groundwater resulting in decreased oxygen carrying capacity of hemoglobin in babies leading to death.
My baby is affected by blue baby syndrome, because here in this place groundwater is contaminated by nitrates.
by Literary Lord May 2, 2016
When you're girlfriend is being a big baby.
by nerd-for-starwars January 24, 2012
Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
"It's a good thing your baby doesn't have UBS (Ugnaught Baby Syndrome) because I'd just have to lie and say they were cute anyway, even if they weren't. Luckily, since your child is adorable, I can tell you that my fears of UBS kicking in were unfounded."
by Derpa Derpa September 10, 2005
My baby didn't sleep last night. So neither did I. Today, I have a serious case of "Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)." Stay away.
by seanmlee July 20, 2011
Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
"That creepy little creature that sneezed on us at Fazoli's definitely had a bad case of Ugnaught Baby Syndrome (UBS). Although God said to love all creatures great and small, I think I've found the exception to that rule."
by Derpa Derpa September 10, 2005