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BZD
The protocol for giving great oral sex. Stands for "Button, zipper, down" (referring to what should be done with the pants). The B and D should be done with the hands, and the Z with the teeth. However, if you are talented enough to do all three with your teeth, go right ahead.
BZD by squirrelgirl098 July 29, 2011
bzdi
bzdi by Sluttycuts<3 November 21, 2021
bzdonk
noun / adjective
(pronounced: biz-donk)
1. A person who is outrageously, unnecessarily busy — but in the dumbest, most chaotic way possible. Think: answering Slack messages while microwaving coffee from yesterday, tripping over a yoga mat they never used.
2. A state of being where you’re so overcommitted that productivity becomes performance art.
3. The sound your brain makes when it short-circuits from pretending to have your life together.
(pronounced: biz-donk)
1. A person who is outrageously, unnecessarily busy — but in the dumbest, most chaotic way possible. Think: answering Slack messages while microwaving coffee from yesterday, tripping over a yoga mat they never used.
2. A state of being where you’re so overcommitted that productivity becomes performance art.
3. The sound your brain makes when it short-circuits from pretending to have your life together.
"Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my fourth coffee. I'm full bzdonk today."
"He’s been running around like a bzdonk since 7am and hasn’t done a single useful thing."
"That bzdonk energy? It's giving burnt-out intern who just discovered Google Calendar."
"He’s been running around like a bzdonk since 7am and hasn’t done a single useful thing."
"That bzdonk energy? It's giving burnt-out intern who just discovered Google Calendar."
bzdonk by MC McCancel June 23, 2025
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