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bison dollar 

The currency of the nation of Shadaloo, issued by dictator M. Bison. Its validity as legal tender will be guaranteed upon the kidnapping and ransom of the Queen of England.
One Bison dollar will be worth FIVE BRITISH POUNDS.
bison dollar by General M. Bison November 22, 2011
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Rock Bison 

May be the password to enter the vacation home you share with your six friends, may also be the name of the legendary Beyblade wielded by BTS Jimin.
You: Is the password 'Rock Bison'?
or
Jimin: ROCK BISON!!!!
Rock Bison by Pimothy October 28, 2020

bison ass 

The condition of your encrusted ass crack after camping out or hiking in Nepal for a couple of weeks.
The Himalayas are beyond beautiful and can only be contrasted with the case of bison ass you have when the trip is over.
bison ass by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
A term used by NDSU students to describe a day of skipping classes and ignoring homework.
Person 1: Hey bro, how's your week been?

Person 2: Terrible. I'm thinking of taking a Bison day.
Bison day by Dr. Bison January 20, 2011

Party Bison

while at partys you occasionally notice a woman of defined body and stature of a bison.

Party bison are more often than not sexually aggressive, although appearing lethargic. after 3 smirnoff ices they try to spend the night with drunkened male party-goers who have drank far more than her. parties don't have to be limited to one bison, there may be many in a single room.
Charles T: "Did you watch that party bison wander into the Brewery?"

M. Boskey: "yeah, im pretty sure Donny hooked up with her"
Party Bison by Sailing Away February 20, 2011

bison poop

bison antiquus, sometimes called the “ancient bison”, was the most common large herbivore of the north american continent for over ten thousand years, and is a direct ancestor of the living american bison. however, even ten thousand years ago, they still had a bunghole. yes, ancient bison pooped. their poop is an important source of nitrogen, phosphorous, calcium, and magnesium for plants and animals. without it, natural prairies would stop flourishing and become NONEXISTENT. fun fact: it dries and becomes a rock in 7 days!
example 1: bison poop is sometimes referred to as "nik-nik".

example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.