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the act of switching the lights on and off in a room full of anxious onlookers while during each on switch of the lights on a naked pose is revealed. Each move has a name having to do with the style of the pose.
by Sphyncter May 30, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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also short for Bad Mental Picture
"NPR was talking about a woman who died on the toilet, fell onto her space heater, and melted-"

"ugh, BMP!"
by PsiFer March 15, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Beta Male Provide. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
by b00zy July 02, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Bathroom Mirror Picture

You just worked out and now you're all swoll; gotta take a BMP. Maybe later you can text it to that girl you've been flirting with, or if you're vain enough, even post it to Instagram. Rack up those likes you social-media slut!
John is always taking BMPs, he may have an addiction to the mirror.

Check out the BMP Sara texted me, it's actually kinda hot.
by Neuronick December 14, 2012
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Everyone in college is always watching that bmp, disgusting!
by EveryoneBMP May 12, 2010
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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bmp referring to Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel who has a massive penis
"wow when i had bmp in me it felt good!"

All Tom Kaulitz could think of was bmp when he was jacking off.

fan girl 1:"bmp is mine"

fan girl 2:"no it is mine"

fan girl 3:"come on i think we could share bmp"

fan girl 1:"no no no no he is mine"
by meloney kaulitz December 06, 2010
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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