BMJ 

An acronym for "Bhad Mein Jao" widely used by South Asians when they don't have any suitable response for something, means "Go To Hell." Or "Get The Fuck Over" in some cases.

boy: love me pliss.
girl: BMJ.

BMJ by RudeBox April 20, 2009

BMJ 

BMJ is when you get a blowjob from someone who has TMJ (Temporal Mandibular Joint) disorder.

The "popping" noise of the jaw common for individuals suffering from TMJ help stimulate through small vibration and pleasurable sounds to quickly bring about orgasm.

BMJ is an enhanced blow job.

BMJ by "Bob" B. Dickenson September 30, 2009

bmj 

Bang my jack. Usually when someone want's people to hit him/her up via text or calling.

What are you doing after work? Idk bmj when I get off.

bmj by v0lc0m0123 October 23, 2011

bmj 

a buzz cutted boy who wears jorts and mom sandals

that bmj is so annoying

bmj by ihatebuzzcuttedmen October 13, 2022

bmj 

Bird Man Junior, Lil weezy we need some water on the track fresh for all this flame

Bird Man Junior, get down stay down lay down an lie down bitch ass nigga

bmj by KigamKcalb17 February 5, 2005