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Barf me a river. A term used to explain hatred or disgust towards anything that may make you want to up-chuck a large amount. Similar to cry me a river but with vomit.
v) The wretch's dress makes me want to BMAR.

n) That BMAR-er barfed a river.

adj) That's a BMAR-ish face.
by wretch*squared July 01, 2010