My father used to be a Hood Milkman with a delivery truck and route and he would bring home the 5 gallon containers and it would piss my mother off when I would drink it all so she would bair my cereal.

"Hot damn, he's so bair."

"dis blad was ge'in bair vex boy!"

"you go' bair knives blad!"

"dat is bair!"

Man, I was laughing so hard at the comedy show that I cried. Then suddenly my butt started ta' itch!
Damn!