Aylmer is a town in Quebec across the river from Ottawa. It is a place that is so boring and lame that the only thing you can do is drink and do coke.
The Marina, A McDonald's, Tim Hortons (The major hangout/dealer spot), and various crack houses.
Aylmer is also home to one of the bigger St.Jean Baptiste parties, which includes all the above as its high points.
-Person A "Man, Aylmer sucks"
-Person B "Yep, can't Spell GAY without AY"