A Goliath a penis so big it destroys the passion and scares the women with his size
Your Axford mesmerises me and I worry about walking home tomorrow
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he's a pedophile that hurls little kids into his van and finger blasts them. he looks like Frankenstein and likes big juicy horse cock. overall he's a pedo weird creepy cock loving Frankenstein looking bitch whore
Oliver v: damn, wheres toby Axford going?

jack H: probably to fuck some little kids

Oliver v: damn, that's sus

Jack H: yeah and he looks like Frankenstein
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A Person which is fat and ugly and looks like a man, smells like shit and has a way of turnin people against you.. she deserves to get eaten my some llamas and then spat out and then get beaten up by sticks by us,, you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies!!!
Oh that clare axford is a rite cunt.. we all hate her!!!.. go roll down a hill ..
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A you tube star that is very disturbing.
Known for his outrageous behavior and dress sence.

Kicked out of school on a free dress day for wearing stripper highheels and a g string.
For your own sanity never look him up.
Person 1: I accidentally watched and Alex axford - axfordvision video.
Person 2: its okay i have the number for a very good psychologist.
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He is an absolute legend and has the biggest cock of the friendship group
Brodie Axford has a 11" cock

p.s. If you dont publish this definition of Brodie Axford then your gay lol
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A sexy beast who has a massive cock and can steal yo girl
Brodie Axford has a huge cock
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He is an absolute legend and has the biggest cock of the friendship group
Brodie Axford has a 11" cock

p.s. If you dont publish this definition of Brodie Axford then your gay lol
by yourmumsadude September 8, 2020
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