1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.
by Jryde March 5, 2012
Some people think this means that a person is just socially awkward. THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!
This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...
This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...
You: You're sooooo socially awkward.
Me: Actually im awkwardly social...
You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?
Me:..... you know it
Me: Actually im awkwardly social...
You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?
Me:..... you know it
by MrWhiffynutz June 28, 2011
"WTF? Why are you touching me?"
"..I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm awkwardly frisky..."
"So... You're horny?"
"No! There's a difference!"
"Sure there is..."
"..I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm awkwardly frisky..."
"So... You're horny?"
"No! There's a difference!"
"Sure there is..."
by Toxic Killer May 4, 2010
A description accorded to people whose behaviour is by normal standards considered weird or unusual, but is nevertheless deemed to be rather cute. The etymology of this word derives from encounters between one biracial bombshell and one tall, lanky American, the latter for which the term awkwardly endearing was coined for.
When a boy offers to buy a girl a cup of coffee out of gratitude for her having sent him notes. Although sweet the offer, in saying, "so you can snuggle up a little longer in bed in the morning", it is more than a tad bit weird. In other words, it is awkwardly endearing.
by Voldemort III March 10, 2008
When a person of high tolerance for weed becomes extremely high off of one good rip of a bong,bowl,blunt,etc..
symptoms include: silence,nausea, heavy breathing, crazy thoughts, loss of pigment in the face, awkward behavior
symptoms include: silence,nausea, heavy breathing, crazy thoughts, loss of pigment in the face, awkward behavior
example 1:
keith- "Duddee Kevin just killed the gravity bong!!"
(2 minutes later..)
mark- "What's wrong with kevin? Is he alright??"
keith- "Yea he'll be alright but dudes soooo awkwardly high right now"
example 2:
girl- (talking to her friend)" blahblahblahblah.. HEY! haven't you heard a word I've said??"
boy- "Not at all to be honest im really awkwardly high right now...."
keith- "Duddee Kevin just killed the gravity bong!!"
(2 minutes later..)
mark- "What's wrong with kevin? Is he alright??"
keith- "Yea he'll be alright but dudes soooo awkwardly high right now"
example 2:
girl- (talking to her friend)" blahblahblahblah.. HEY! haven't you heard a word I've said??"
boy- "Not at all to be honest im really awkwardly high right now...."
by rel112345 December 21, 2010
What one becomes after having a crush on an awkwardly endearing individual. Like an STI the curse of being awkwardly endearing can be passed on through even minor contact.
When that individual who at one time attained the ‘biracial bombshell’ status loses her ability to engage in regular social encounters without saying something odd. Examples include multiple references to: Manchester City, graphic novels, the library, War and Peace, and timbits. This awkwardly endearing master status cannot be used to account for the recent Distal Radius fracture suffered by this individual. Any such bone-breaking must be attributed to a previously existing clumsiness condition.
by Voldemort IV May 7, 2008
Someone so kind yet rapey.
“Look at him. He’s being so overly nice and courteous to her. She’s about to get raped.”
“Look at him. He’s being so overly nice and courteous to her. She’s about to get raped.”
by dadeadhead November 5, 2020