look up any word, like blumpkin:
A boner at an awkward time.
"I hate the zoo."
"It's not so bad. Look, the lions are humping."
"I know, I've already got an awkbone."
"So that's why those girls are staring at you."
"Damn, stand in front of me."
"Sorry, bro, no can do."
by Urea Nayim August 23, 2012