avril lavigne is like a girl verson of good charlotte
by abby lucas July 3, 2006
A stupid ugly skanky bitch who thinks she can rock out, even though every one knows she's a fucking poser, only the preps like her for her "music"
if only they knew
if only they knew
After premier of music video:
Avril's preppy friends: Omg avril u were sooo punk in that video. wow u are sooo punky with all ur black clothes. u are such a rocker chick. u r such a rebel! how does ur mom deal with all that?
Avril: Yeah i made them zoom in on my converse to show everyone im hardcore yeah! Oh oops, my mom's here, she's driving me to the mall!
Avril's preppy friends: Omg avril u were sooo punk in that video. wow u are sooo punky with all ur black clothes. u are such a rocker chick. u r such a rebel! how does ur mom deal with all that?
Avril: Yeah i made them zoom in on my converse to show everyone im hardcore yeah! Oh oops, my mom's here, she's driving me to the mall!
by O_Xx May 19, 2005
a lousy person. who claims to be punk but doesnt know shit.
she cant sing, she cant dance...
and completly raped the song basketcase...
she cant sing, she cant dance...
and completly raped the song basketcase...
avril lavigne:im avril lavigne, im so punk, i wear eyeliner.. and do covers of great songs and make them sound shit
me: "go home"
me: "go home"
by adrienne!2 September 25, 2006
by dgfjhldge August 24, 2008
one of the most fake wannabe posers to every try to make it in the singing career. she thinks shes so hardcore and punk rock just cuz she writes her own songs about how her boyfriend dumped her and now shes over him. c'mon even i can write a better song than that peice of crap!!!!! put thumbs up if u agree.
by libbi lu May 18, 2006
The only thing more annoying than her is the people who think she's the best. They must be Vanilla Ice fans. Only a couple of definitions can describe this idiotic, untalented poser:
1. Manufactured product who only makes news and gains fans by dissing others and trying to be unique when that ain't the case.
2. The female Vanilla Ice.
3. A wannabe trying to fit in but never can.
4. This generation's Vanilla Ice.
5. Somebody who tries to distance herself from REAL music like Eminem and David Bowie.
6. Today's Vanilla Ice.
7. An artist whose music belongs in the category of shit cuz it ain't rock nor pop.
8. An artist that rekindles memories of Vanilla Ice.
9. An artist that unfairly gains attention when Canada produces much better artists like Inessence, Bif Naked, and especially Shawn Desman.
10. Something that makes people want to play a Vanilla Ice record because her music is that bad.\
See Vanilla Ice
1. Manufactured product who only makes news and gains fans by dissing others and trying to be unique when that ain't the case.
2. The female Vanilla Ice.
3. A wannabe trying to fit in but never can.
4. This generation's Vanilla Ice.
5. Somebody who tries to distance herself from REAL music like Eminem and David Bowie.
6. Today's Vanilla Ice.
7. An artist whose music belongs in the category of shit cuz it ain't rock nor pop.
8. An artist that rekindles memories of Vanilla Ice.
9. An artist that unfairly gains attention when Canada produces much better artists like Inessence, Bif Naked, and especially Shawn Desman.
10. Something that makes people want to play a Vanilla Ice record because her music is that bad.\
See Vanilla Ice
Uneducated fan: I gotta check out Avril Lavigne, she's the new thing in music.
Educated fan: BS.
Uneducated fan: She sells record and has got fans.
Educated fan: So did Vanilla Ice.
Uneducated fan: Yeah, well Vanilla Ice was good.
Educated fan: Shoots uneducated fan!
Educated fan: BS.
Uneducated fan: She sells record and has got fans.
Educated fan: So did Vanilla Ice.
Uneducated fan: Yeah, well Vanilla Ice was good.
Educated fan: Shoots uneducated fan!
by MikeFullman May 3, 2007
A girl who admires the teeny bopper side of punk but focuses on just that in all her songs. She does this so well that shes mastered the art of closeted pop. oh...and she raps well too:)
I'd throw it all away before I lie
So don't call me with a compromise
Hang up the phone
I've got a backbone stronger than yours.
-Avril Lavigne, Nobody's Fool:)
So don't call me with a compromise
Hang up the phone
I've got a backbone stronger than yours.
-Avril Lavigne, Nobody's Fool:)
by creekdazed October 4, 2007