A retarted slut who claims to be punk, but is the polar opposite of punk. She is a whiney sucky pop star who makes generic bubble gum crap to feed to the masses, and thinks she is punk cause she wears a red tie or eyeliner. She is the worst female artist in the history of music. Ever. Oh, and she ruined chop suey. Thanks a lot. I hate you avril lavigne.
There should be a law that states people with the name avril lavigne should not be able to cover a system of a down song.
by hulio December 23, 2007
A Canadian pop singer who is severly misguided. Believed she is a "punk rocker" untill a massive backlash. Changed her immage because of it. Constantly contradicts herself. Married to lead singer of Sum41. Can not sing to save her life. Can not play an instrument to save her life. Adored by under 13year olds who that don't know real music.They also tend to like Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and most other pop rock bands.
Avril fan1: OMG!!!!!!! Lyk, did u c Avril Lavigne on MTV yesterday!!!???? She wuz, lyk, sooooooooooooooo punk rawk!!!!
Avril fan2: No!!!! I totally missed it!!! I bet she beat Britnay on the countdown bye, lyke a gazillion votes!!!!!!!
Avril hater: Grow up. Talk to me when you've learned that your idol isn't what she seems and you've discovered Senses Fail and Thursday.
Avril fan2: No!!!! I totally missed it!!! I bet she beat Britnay on the countdown bye, lyke a gazillion votes!!!!!!!
Avril hater: Grow up. Talk to me when you've learned that your idol isn't what she seems and you've discovered Senses Fail and Thursday.
by Avril despiser November 25, 2006
A beyatch who steals 99.9999999% of her songs and can't sing worth crap, commonly confused with that other whore named Britney.
by Sugino3 November 23, 2007
1. the all time Queen of POSER
2. a talentless bitch that steals songs instead of writing them herself.
2. a talentless bitch that steals songs instead of writing them herself.
avril fan: OmGEeZZ Lyykk AvRil LavIgnE Is So0 PunkkK? RAWwkk AWesom Cooll HaRDcooRReeeeexxx
cool person: fuck the hell outa here avril sucks
cool person: fuck the hell outa here avril sucks
by SDFC September 26, 2007
a pop rock singer who claims to be punk
i dont like her personly
however, someone who likes her may not be a poser, only if they claim to be punk by listening to her
i dont like her personly
however, someone who likes her may not be a poser, only if they claim to be punk by listening to her
four people in a park: avril listener called linda, poser called jordan, guy who accuses people of being poser called hans, and a true punk called johnny-sid
hans: wat ya listening to guys?
johnny-sid: ramones
hans: woo u cool guy!
jordan: good charlotte!
hans: kool
linda: avril lavigne!
hans: haha you f*cking poser! u try to be punk by listening to avril! haha
linda: actually i want to be myself, not punk! i listen to her because i like her! jordan is a poser now!
jordan: wtf? just cos i is listening to good charlotte? they is well punk innit, just like me!
johnny-sid: no, listen to some real punk you loser! like the clash!
jordan: who the hell?
johnny-sid: just get over it, linda is not a punk, she dosent try to be punk! i respect that! but you jordan try too hard. so u and hans can go off to claires accessories!
*they walk off ashamed*
linda: cheers dude
johnny-sid: its fine, at least u dont try to be punk! ur urself and i like it!
ze end
i just made that story up, but it could be real!
hans: wat ya listening to guys?
johnny-sid: ramones
hans: woo u cool guy!
jordan: good charlotte!
hans: kool
linda: avril lavigne!
hans: haha you f*cking poser! u try to be punk by listening to avril! haha
linda: actually i want to be myself, not punk! i listen to her because i like her! jordan is a poser now!
jordan: wtf? just cos i is listening to good charlotte? they is well punk innit, just like me!
johnny-sid: no, listen to some real punk you loser! like the clash!
jordan: who the hell?
johnny-sid: just get over it, linda is not a punk, she dosent try to be punk! i respect that! but you jordan try too hard. so u and hans can go off to claires accessories!
*they walk off ashamed*
linda: cheers dude
johnny-sid: its fine, at least u dont try to be punk! ur urself and i like it!
ze end
i just made that story up, but it could be real!
by revive-real-punk May 31, 2007
a poser who once claimed she was "punk rock", then she said she never said anything like that. she is also a pathetic pop singer, oh wait, all pop singers are pathetic.
Avril fan: Me and avril lavigne are so punk rock because we wear ties and claim to be sid vicious!!!111234567890!!!!
Me: shut the fuck up you little prepubescent whore, listen to good music like Guns N' Roses and Aerosmith.(mumbles)*dumbassed twats*
Me: shut the fuck up you little prepubescent whore, listen to good music like Guns N' Roses and Aerosmith.(mumbles)*dumbassed twats*
by Lindsay GN'R Fan September 9, 2006
Another one of the many people like complaining about, but waste their time since there really are some horrible people out there.
Person 1: "LIKE OMGZZZZZ I H8 AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!"
Person 2: "Um.. okay. By the way, want to read my essay I wrote on Hitler for school?"
Person 3: "HUH WHOOZ HITLER?!?!?!!?!???????///"
Person 2: "Um.. okay. By the way, want to read my essay I wrote on Hitler for school?"
Person 3: "HUH WHOOZ HITLER?!?!?!!?!???????///"
by A random somebody September 4, 2005