A town full a preps, hicks, gangsters, bandos, emos, and stoners with pretty much every sterotype you could name.
Cheerleaders are bitches.
People think their gangsters because they live in Timberlake.
The sluts go to Crocker to pick up guys on the weekend.
The stoners smoke weed and try to skate at the Skate Park or sit around North Gate Park.
The skanks go to the beach and take pictures of themselves.
The emos kiss eachother in the halls and must hug everyone.
The hicks think they're from the country, when they live in a city.
The bandos are freaks. And so are the Colorguard who think they're the shit when they're just wannabe cheerleaders.
Then there's me, who's just there watching it all.
Avon, Ohio is the suburb of Cleveland.
It's a small town, like many others, with minor differences. For example, if you grouped all the Asian(including half-Asians) together in the schools, they would not make up two percent of the entire school population. Also, the school district in Avon is EXTREMELY poor. The middle school could collapse if one of those multiple obese students tripped and fell at the wall. The kindergarten is in the same situation. This is because of the selfish pigs that reside in Avon, most probably on welfare or in debt. Evidence is shown in the amount of "emos" and "gangsters" that attend Avon schools. If you are to move to a new place, you should move to Westlake, not Avon.
Avon is a relatively new town, with many new developements and students. Unfortunately, many of these new students are:
Dimwitted, stupid, obese, slutty, disgusting,etc. However, there is a small percentage of intelligent humans, most of them immigrants or sons and daughters or immigrants. Few have moved away from Avon. The teachers are very biased in some situations. The music and arts section of the schools are in despair, for all Avon seems to like is football, and sports in general. Will this pathetic city improve? Only time will tell.
Guy: hey one of my friends go to Avon schools, do you know anyone there?
Girl: ew no, that town is absolutely horrid and I wouldn't know such vermin...
Guy: well, what would you expect from Avon, Ohio?
A shit bucket filled to the brim with assholes and bastards that all think they are the shit when in reality they all seem to fail at everything.
Loser: "hey man i heard of this band called from Avon--"
Me: "dont bother."
Loser: "but its Faith in a Theory!"
Me: "fuck Avon, Ohio."