A world where any and all plants are The Sacred Something of Something…
Giant smurf looking guy: We should go to the sacred bush of lost souls. I hear it’s extra sacredy this time of year.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: We did that last week. How but the sacred shrub of hollow visionaries?

Giant smurf looking guy: Nah, too expensive now. What about the stick of underdeveloped dreamscapes?
Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You didn’t hear? That place closed down awhile back. The only other place I can think of is the sacred cow patty of the valued elders.

Giant smurf looking guy: That settles it then. Go hook your hair up to that anteater looking horse and let’s get out of here.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: You are so Avatar.

Giant smurf looking guy: If only I could control Ohio’s weather.

Giant smurf looking guy’s giant smurf looking wife: At least you’re very Luke. You got that going for you.

Giant smurf looking guy: Yeah, but you’re no Becky. I’m so Avatar and I don’t even know it.
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When a man and a woman ttie there hair together and the man and woman takes turns choking each other until they turn blue while fucking eachother
After work last night me and a hooker went home and avatared eachother.
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Being environmentally too friendly. Coming from James Cameron's movie "Avatar"
Dude did you just throw that paper in a NON RECYCLING bin?!

WOAH, Avatar chill
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The act of using a friend to have sex with someone else while you control them.
Joel and Richiard just fucked that girl avatar style
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A girl that is hot but has fucked up nose
"dude - she was stripper hot but was an Avatar..."

did you see who david brought to the Christmas party?

"yea - Avatar"
by B. Hanback January 9, 2010
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The image you are projecting and/or the vibe you are giving off. A high avatar indicates your vibe is strong and those of the opposite sex are checking you out.
Bro, I walked into the room and every hottie was eye-fucking the shit out of me. My avatar was off the charts!
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Avatar, aka Dances with Smurfs, is an overrated and completely self-indulgent three hour Greenpeace commercial from hack director James Cameron, a director so talented and visionary that he needed half a billion dollars to make a "test movie" with some shitty digital 3D equipment he made, with a cliche story that rips off Fern Gully and Pocahontas. It is loved by many furries and philistines for its giant blue cat people, flashy CGI, and pointless 3D effects. and as if Cameron's ego wasn't over inflated enough as it is, it is now the highest grossing movie ever, surpassing his other overrated piece of crap, Titanic.
Jurassic Park had more realistic CGI than Avatar and that movie was made in 1993
by cinephile November 7, 2010
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