by tanookijami December 28, 2018
by Mister Mistor July 5, 2011
Someone who has a fucking sexy accent and says the word mate a bit too much. An Australian is someone who has dealt with the troubles of weather, mainly from heat. They are often seen as retarded daredevils who do anything just for the thrill of it, which, yes, is sorta true...
An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians.
Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
An Australian is also an incredibly racist being, often hating Asians for "taking their space," as many places in Australia are occupied by Asians.
Australians are often seen as nice individuals, however that could not be further from the truth.
Australian A: "Hey mate, wanna go jump off the bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?"
Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere."
Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then."
Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
Australian B: "Will there be Asians there?"
Australian A: "There's Asians everywhere."
Australian B: "Oh, fuck that then."
Person A: "Yo, did you hear about those guys that died from jumping off a bridge into the mouth of a shark?"
Person B: "Yep, only an Australian could do that."
by nigerfagot March 22, 2017
by Bigposer January 20, 2010
Deformed retarded looking shit heads that no one likes and steal the English language and steal everything the fat greedy cunts should blow the all up wankers.
by English are trannys December 13, 2021
People that often arrive in the northern hemisphere upside down, possessing a bizarre yet understandable accent.
Australians: Ay bloke, cain we heav a bir.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
by NS421 February 24, 2011
Going for a quiet Drink with an Aussie can only lead to bad things make sure you take your passport money and never go head to head drinking with them
by Tommy16 September 3, 2015