Austin Rea 

Blonde haired, sexy male with blue eyes and a huge wiener, yes..wiener. AND he is super awesome and basically the most amazing person ever even more amazing than you since you trolled and took the time to search him up, instead send him a picture of your tits if you're a girl.

That guy's penis reminded me of Austin Rea!

Austin Rea by TheManHimself78 July 26, 2011

Austin Reaves'd 

To be intoxicated with large volumes of cheap American lagers or malt liquors in can or bottle form. Someone who is Austin Reaves'd may find themselves performing empty, spur of the moment acts of vandalism, theft, violence and late night binge eating and other forms of late night mischief. Other symptoms may include creating a so called "wizards staff" constructed by taping empty cans of beer on top of each other until it is quite apparent that he or she has consumed for alchohol than everyone else. While cans of beer are very common the most prominent drinking vessel is a bottle in the 40 ounce variety due to the fact that quality of beer is of no concern. They are typically the last ones to go to sleep during a social night of drinking and most likely reserve the nicest couch hours in advance to deter amateur drinking from claiming them.

"I was so Austin Reaves'd last night I stole Allisons rocking chair and burned it in a fire."

"Have you seen my beer? It was just on the front porch. I think someone Austin Reaves'd us."

Austin Reaves'd by Alex Flynn July 6, 2009

Austin’s really sus tent 

It’s on its on level from Austin’s sus Tent this time he likes Erin and she gave him blue balls before so when she goes into the tent this time he’s doing anal

Erin: not anal in the Austin’s really sus tent
Austin: u gave me blue balls bitch

Austin’s really sus tent by Meazar November 28, 2018