THE DAY A FUCKING LEGEND WAS BORN... DICKS OUT FOR WHO EVERS NIGGAS BDAY IS ON THE 17TH
*August 17th*

Friend One: Yo it’s my birthday
Friend two: Really Bro
Friend One: YES
Friend Two: YOUR A FUCKING LEGEND
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August 17 the day the most chillest/hottest mf was born . This mf is the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet and will always be there for you when it comes to most deepest shit
Girl 1: DAMN who that? He fine ngl
Girl 2: that’s bob, today is his birthday too btw
Girl:1 oh fr what’s today’s date?I forgot

Girl 2:oh it’s August 17
Girl:1 ohh damn that explains everything
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Here baby is your present for today since it’s August 17.
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The day when the most handsome men are born. They deserve everything.
person:”oh whens your birthday?”
me:”august 17th
person:”omg marry me
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National Have Sex Day! Call your partner or anyone really and get to fucking
Her: Hey babe come over rn
Him: Why?
Her: Because its August 17
Him: Aye let me go buy some condoms
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August 17 is Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
She is amazing...you really don't deserve her...you'd better buy her love by getting her something really great!
Girl: My boyfriend bought me a huge teddy bear for August 17th!
Boy: What is August 17th?
Girl: It's Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day.
Boy: Oh...I didn't give my girlfriend anything...maybe that's why she left me for a girl.
Girl: Yeah, boys kind of suck. We only keep y'all around for the presents!
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Give your crush your skanky P.E. sock day

If you are born on this day there go's your socks
Good luck
Person 1: hey whens your birthday?
Person 2: August 17th
Person 1: so that's were all your money go's to buying p.e. socks
Person 2: absolutely right sir
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