Person A: I heard that one in ten people have, at one time, eaten some of their own foreskin and you're the tenth person I've met today, so... QED
Person B: Actually, you didn't count yourself
Person A: Curses! My accucination has backfired!
When someone’s audacity copacity meter is so broken , causing them to display a unusual amount of audacity , the levels of put them at high risk of getting they ass kicked
“The pure audacitation of Beckyrn “
“The audacitation of this bitch”
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.