Something you can end to the end of anybody's single syllable name to make it better.
Timothan, Georgeathan, Bobathan, Janeathan.
You see where I'm going with this
A creature free of sex. That enjoys sex, guitars, showers, planes and skinny jeans.
"What is that...?"
"Could it be.. a plane?"
"Nono, silly children. That. Is an Athan."