dumbassery, idiotery, stupidism
"oops just killed 557 people it's because I'm a saggy tits Darius"
"shut the hell up astrology is bull crap"
"shut the hell up astrology is bull crap"
by toilet struggler September 12, 2021
Astrology: Telling one's personality and whole life by the positions of random space rocks based on the month they were born in. It's actually the biggest bullshit in history and there is nothing scientific about it, the people who are responsible for these are getting money from bradots. The life forms who believe in it are called bradots (a short version of brainless idiots). Bradots have a similar outside appearances to humans but the place where their brain is supposed to be is filled with air and they are capable of doing these things only: breathing, eating/drinking ,sleeping , spreading bullshit , and unfortunately they have the ability to reproduce. Their life is miserable and they don't want to do anything productive so they live their life by what some jerk wrote on the internet
Astrology
bradot: hello did you know that if you are gemini you will make 1 million dollar this month and have 6 children in your life?
intellectual person: you should go and commit suicide because your existence is cancerous
bradot: yes I will kill myself 3 days from now, my horoscope is cancer and it says I will commit suicide on the next Monday so I will do what it says.
bradot: hello did you know that if you are gemini you will make 1 million dollar this month and have 6 children in your life?
intellectual person: you should go and commit suicide because your existence is cancerous
bradot: yes I will kill myself 3 days from now, my horoscope is cancer and it says I will commit suicide on the next Monday so I will do what it says.
by BananaTheSatan June 2, 2020
A made up thing for retards who believe the position of the earth at a certain point in time is relevant to your personality. Astrology also claims to be able to see your future by “reading your palm”. It attempts to predict many other future events due to objects in different areas. Mainly teenagers believe in it because it says great things about them and they believe whatever they want to hear.
Person 1: Hey, according to astrology, I will have 5 kids and a beautiful wife when I am older!
Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???
Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???
by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 December 24, 2019
by Amongusinreallifesussus June 10, 2021
A chart of planets and names usually used for compatibility tests made by women (commonly used my white females that are from the ages 13-21)
by Sumkidontheintertet August 23, 2020
A method adopted blatant judgement based off of birth month, prominently used by teenage white girls that is complete and utter bullshit and has just about the same effect on anything as the rocks people believe in.
by Shaqitus October 16, 2021
The BULLSHIT belief that the constellation your sun happens to be in determines how you'll act and who you're compatible with for the rest of your life. It doesn't. No one gives a shit if you and your worst enemy's zodiac signs aren't compatible. Your worst enemy probably hates you because you're an astrology girl/guy.
Guy: "Why can't me and my little sister get along?"
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
Astrology Girl: "Probably because you're a Cancer and she's an Aries"
Guy: "STFU. Why do the days we enter this cruel world full of you idiots matter? Stop believing this shit even NASA outright said that it's fake as fuck."
by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022