Top Definition
A person who uses witty remarks to insult others, coming off as a total ass. This person generally has nothing else to live for, and resorts to clever asshole remarks to entertain them self. Not to be confused with asshat.
"God, that jerk Andrew is such an asswit."
"Yeah, the fucker dropped a duece in my pillowcase."
by CheesePits December 06, 2009

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