A person that annoys the hell out of me an acts like a complete douchebag.
You're a asswipe
by bringjadenthehorizon November 12, 2014
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A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.

The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.
Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.

Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.
by loosetongue April 16, 2009
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When your friend dies in fortnite but has 20 kills
F##K YOU ASSWIP
by no body just a 69 fan February 14, 2019
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This is what you call someone who's realy pissin' you off
It's usually added onto "shut the fuck up you...." and you have to say it as if you are out of breath else it looses it's meaning
by not shown May 5, 2003
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JERK !!

When this word was coined in 1984 this is what it meant. It never meant anything about someone's ass or some piece of tool to clean it with.
Get out of here asswipe !
by clickhere July 19, 2006
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One who is the same as a cloth that wipes the crap from my ass.
My husband is an asswipe.
by lgeorge April 30, 2006
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