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passionate in the things they do and able to be independent. probably the person with the best mindset and also at giving advice. this is the type of person who’s able to share their love around even though they have problems of their own. this is the best type of person. they can even sometimes have a heart that’s too big for themselves to handle. love this person and trust this person with anything.
“they’re the only one who could ever actually understand me”

“who?”
“Assumpta”
Assumpta by lovelovelovelylove November 23, 2021

regina assumpta 

A public school in Montreal. Best school to play on our laptop and chill with our friends. All students care about school and usually don't do their homework. They are lit everyday and always do challenge. Always late in class and geting kicked out. Students don't love math and french. After school, fights problem, drama and more.
David: Which school do you go to?

Marc: I go to regina assumpta.

David: Nice school tho.
regina assumpta by $£@n April 6, 2017

Kamina Assumption 

noun; an assumption that any situation or problem, even if it is logically insurmountable, can be resolved by sheer passion or force of will.

This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.
Kevin: Look, I know that we only have half a tank of gas and no cash, but it's my dream to finish this cross-country road trip and I know we'll do it somehow!

Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.
Kamina Assumption by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010

mann's assumption 

assuming that everything in a hotel room has at one point been in someone's rectum.
Don't touch the remote in your room - you know Mann's assumption tells us that thing is nasty.

Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.
A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".

Assumption Asshole

Someone who assumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an asshole.
I'm gonna go outside.

You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...

I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...