A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.
"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.
by Sandraudiga February 14, 2015
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Aaron: "Woah! You got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!"
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