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A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.
"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.
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Brandon: "Hey check out my new asstat!"
Aaron: "Woah! You got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!"
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A tattoo found above the crack of a woman's ass. Also popular with some gay men as well.
"I walked into a bar one night and it was predictable as could be with tons of tramps and their ass tats for all the world to see. Of course the tats were tribal."
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