One who appears to be either an asshole or a retard, but you cannot tell which.
Use of the word covfefe proves that Donald is an asstard.
by NotAnAsstard May 31, 2017
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A { mentally dull},ill-mannered person .
His asstardistic personality seemed a perfect fit for being a meter maid.
by LP Fredo Pseudo November 30, 2017
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A word commonly used to describe someone (typically of the male gender) and their actions towards others. Often actions similar to those of asses and retards... hense. Asstard.
Damion is an asstard... enough said.
by Mel-Steff October 19, 2009
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A jerk (asshole) that is stupid or retarded
what an asstard!; Hi's/she's a supid asstard!
by Cornucopia of Ass May 13, 2006
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A curse word used commonly instead of bastard. It was first used in the webcomic Casey and Andy. www.caseyandandy.com
Bill Gates couldnt be more of an asstard.

Linux fanboys are such asstards.

That dude is such an asttard guy.

Frederik is cheating that asstard.

Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.

The asstard thinks hes funny.

Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.
by Lifeisaglitch March 30, 2006
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you are mean and retarded at the same time. congratulations, if somebody called you this.
"you are an asstard for giving me a breakup note and staying to watch me read it."
by im not an asstard November 12, 2009
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Someone stupid, or shows great stupidity with anything they do or say.
"You're a stupid-head!"

"Wtf? Freaking asstard.. Suck my cock"
by Asstard March 16, 2009
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