DJ Assper

Known for playing the Crap Crap Slide, a song that gets people crapping and became a dance craze.

You: Did you dance to the Crap Crap Slide?
Me: I sure did, DJ Assper is fucking epic.

by gregben March 10, 2022

Assper

The term you use when you seen cute ass girls with ugly ass guys

Couple walk by, the girl is model material and the guy is a fry cook at McDonalds (he looks the part too)
"That couple is totally assper."

by Rezayne November 09, 2011