Asslee
Asslee by The Sandwich on the Floor January 16, 2005
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asslee
That asslee is wack!!
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Asslee • asslee shitson • assleech • Assleep • ashlee • Ashlee Simpson • Asslete • Assley • Ashleen • asspee
asslee shitson
-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.
Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"
asslee shitson by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009
Fell Asleep in the Shower
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
Fell Asleep in the Shower by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015
asslete's foot
asslete's foot by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015
Ashlee
Ashlee is the best girl you'll ever meet.she loves others way more then herself. When your on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's smart and encourages everyone around her to have goals in their life. She knows what she wants and she won't stop till she gets it. She always very fun. You'll never have a dull moment with her. She's so weird but in that good type of way that makes you just want to know more about her. Ashlee is also very pretty although she doesn't see it. People often take her for granted not realizing everything she offers. She's the type of girl a guy gets when he's too young , screws up and realizes later what A terrible mistake he made by leaving her .Once you had ashlee there's nothing better
Ashlee
Ashore a wonderful and amazing human being. She will be there when you need her and when you don't need here she won't just disappear she will sit with you through rain,snow,sleet,hail,amd sunshine. She is the one person you can depend on for anything and everything. She always gives and probably doesn't know the definition of get. She is everything you need in a friend. She is beautiful inside and out. Boys if you get her as a girl friend. Don't lose her.
Ashlee by Layla and friends ❤💘💖🔥🔥 December 10, 2018
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