assgremlin 

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.

p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."

assgremlin by dick April 13, 2004

Astrellia 

A kind girl who makes tons of jokes, her IQ will probably exceed any recorded in human history, she is loyal and a good friend

My best friend Astrellia just aced the math test today!!!

Astrellia by I LUV NAMES March 30, 2022

Assgremlin 

A gnomelike creature to whom anal violations, especially in humans, are attributed.
See also Manganaro, Sprod, Pananian Marsh Beaver and Mangonator.

"I heard that assgremlins are nocturnal and that they travel in packs."

Assgremlin by D.E March 18, 2004

assgremlin 

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.

Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.

assgremlin by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002

airellis

Airellis is the most beautiful girl you will know. she is so nice and VERY pretty. even tho she is nice you never want to get on her bad side. As soon as she laughs you will have no choose but to love her. you have to become her friend because if you dont you have loosed a AMAZING person.

OMG guys its Airellis im so glad to be her friend i dont know what i would do with out her.

airellis by Airellis March 5, 2018

Asswellian 

A self-righteous authoritarian who cloaks their controlling, invasive, and often hypocritical behavior in the language of “progress,” “safety,” or “equity”—while suppressing dissent and rewriting truth with Orwellian flair. An Asswellian is the smug bureaucrat who bans speech, rewrites history, and punishes nonconformity, all while claiming to be the good guy.

• Noun: “The university hired another Asswellian to manage ‘inclusive language compliance.’ Now students are afraid to speak at all.”
• Adjective: “Their Asswellian campaign banned dissenting opinions while preaching about freedom of expression.”

Asswellian by Big Dog 1776 May 20, 2025