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Adj. Using your religious beliefs to justify your jackassery. See homophobia.
Sam: I don't support homosexuality because of that one verse in Leviticus and it goes against my beliefs.
Christy: No, it actually just makes you uncomfortable. Stop being assholy, Sam.
Assholy by Esme Bancroft May 18, 2013
To be an asshole or the embodyment of being an asshole. Of or pertasining to being an asshole.

Can also be used as:
Assholier
Assholiest
Assholiness
Holier than thou? More like assholier than thou.
Asolutely, your assholiness!
He is by all means, the assholiest person I've met!
I may be an asshole, but i'm not that assholy!
Assholy by Keeper of the Light December 11, 2003
something someone does which is not cool at all
he didnt even tell you dude that soo assholy of him.
Assholy by sillychild March 27, 2010
Ass-Holy : When others think you are being an ASS, and you are being righteous or "Holier than thou."
His behavior was AssHoly when he stood on the table and shouted at the top of his lungs that everyone was being too loud.
Assholy by get2jodi March 22, 2017
when someone is being an asshole but their butt is just breathtaking
bruh i mean he was cute or whatever but his deposition was straight up assholy.
assholy by volcanicjanet June 16, 2015

The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost 

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.
"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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