Asshole Kick Share definition Flag an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole. Dude why u flick me?" KICK! in the crack. "Why did u give me an asshole kick? Asshole Kick by Bron2lee April 4, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Asshole Kick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch