asshole

The opening where excretion exits.

Her asshole was split as the turds popped out.

by HelloJoeJoltinmieser July 14, 2009

asshole

A manwhore who doesn't take into account other people's feelings when he satisfies his own urges.

Noel is a major asshole.

by NARS April 26, 2007

Assholes

n.

The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.

Person One: Goddamn it! What fucking assholes!
Person Two: What's wrong, dude?
Person One: Nothing; just those motherfucking assholes again.
Person Two: The Urban Dictionary editors?
Person One: Yeah. Urban Dictionary shouldn't just allow any old random assholes reject definitions because they have nothing better to do.

by Dremora Valkynaz April 3, 2015

Assholic

(adj) when people are continually acting like assholes or have done something to be mean, rude and/or obnoxious.

Meat heads in bars often act assholic when they get wasted

by Allie S. B. June 23, 2006

asshole

a man who ignores, pretends to treat his gf good, and is shocked when finds out his gf actually did cheat on him b/c of the anger he cause her, and then makes a big scene then goes and does the same thing and thinks its fine...

makes cry, hits things and yells at her, and doesn't think he has a problem

they say there's love but is there?

by nfg May 10, 2005

asshole

your current husband

The asshole's wife couldn't stop him from pooping on the toliet seat

by mp_thug_for_life_yo October 29, 2006

asshole

Any male member of the Bush Family. Also can be used as "Dumb Asshole."

Dubya was tired of being called an Asshole so he said to the media, "Bring it on......" *Clint Eastwood western music....*

by Samuel Macon May 26, 2006