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When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.
Kevin ate some hot wings, and is assting at the moment. He’ll catch up with us later.
Assting by Dirty_Ferg March 6, 2021

asserting dominance 

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.
person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.
Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....
asspringle by nehpets134 October 16, 2012

Asserting Dominance 

When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.
Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.

accepting bitch

A person or group of people in a group or "clique" that yields to all things demanded of them by the leader of the group (a.k.a the slave driver), and are aware that they do so. These are the people that will do whatever is asked of them while at the same time knowing and accepting that they are the slave driver's bitch or bitches.
1. John hated the band whose concert they were going to tonight. But Adam wanted to go, and since Adam was the slave driver, John had agreed. John sighed knowing that his life was not his own, but he was ok with it. He was Adam's accepting bitch.
It's when somebody gets horny in their ass.
1.) "That Danny guy is so hot, he gave me an assping."
2.) "Steven got an assping so he's in the basement with his finger in his bum."
Assping by wastedbrains December 6, 2010