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It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.
The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome
by retardeddictionary December 07, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The puzzled look brandon willis gives you while conversing with you
Brandon looks as though he has a touch of downs syndrome but i do believe it is assburger syndrome he is suffering from !!!
by Mudnanner February 02, 2017
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