Assbored 

Commonly used in the service industry; The feeling one gets while doing absolutly nothing, when you suddenly realize you could be making money

--- commonly associated with an asshole feeling inside

Brandon- I'm so effin' assbored right meow!

Assbored by Romeo! June 7, 2009

Assboned 

Being fucked up the ass by a large boner... i.e. assboned.

"Ouch...."
"Hey man, what happened?"
"They made us do a bunch of glute exercises at practice....I feel like I just got assboned."

Assboned by Loban17 February 5, 2010