Assange

(n). A form of rash that develops following the waxing of body hair.

"I've got the this assange across my chest after my wax yesterday."

by Ulupna January 19, 2012

assange

Assange (v.) - To cross the wrong people and pay the price.

The informant assanged the Russians; he was later found dead in a bathtub.

by realamurican November 30, 2010

(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath.

by Ulupna January 19, 2012

(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.

The steak was well-assanged.

by Ulupna January 19, 2012

To engage in coitus using a condom, and to then openly leak into your partner once that condom has broken.

Everything was going well until I was imprudently assanged.

by Dr.Transparent December 14, 2010

(v). To function correctly.

by Ulupna January 19, 2012

(v). To open a drink.

"Here, let me assange that beer for you."

by Ulupna January 19, 2012