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(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath. "Let's assange our way across the dance floor."
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To have sex with a consenting partner in the morning hours without a condom and later be accused of sexual violation aka "sex by surprise" Damn, this morning when we were spooning after a night of great sex, Matt assanged me. He is a terrorist and should be hunted down and assassinated!!
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(v.): To prosecute somebody for one offence because you can't or won't prosecute them for what you actually want them convicted of; to charge somebody you believe has comitted a crime with the wrong offence. Named in honour of Julian Assange, the first prominent case of Assanging. Lawyer: "My client has been Assanged."
Press: "Police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it 'damages the street' but campaign groups say that is 'blatant Assanging'." Defendant: "I did these things, your honour, I've not been framed - I've been Assanged!" Judge: "In throwing out this case I must wonder why the prosecution believed they could Assange this man." |
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- To rage quit a video game you're losing at or some other uncomfortable scenario. Like when Julian Assange gets mad at interviews and storms out. - To throw a tantrum and act like a child. Man, I was pwning noobs at COD and the host straight Assanged us.
My wife wouldn't leave me alone about the chores so I had to Assange up outta there. Haha, this noob couldn't handle the debate so he had to Assange. |
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(v). To function correctly. "It's so damn hot and my air conditioner won't assange."
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(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting. The steak was well-assanged.
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(v). The act of blowing loving comments; pleasant remarks; sperm into the ear of a lover. "He likes to assange into a girl's ear."
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