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balls-to-ass 

To be busy. As in if a line of men represented the activities, the men would be balls to ass
I don't even have time for a blow-job this weekend my schedule is so balls-to-ass.
balls-to-ass by detroitsuperstar October 18, 2013

balls to the ass 

A term used to describe the way you properly march backwards in marching band. Means "balls of the feet to the AstroTurf".
Band director: "For this next set, this is a backwards slide."
Section leader: "Guys remember, balls to the ass!"
balls to the ass by swolecat September 14, 2018

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026