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Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm
help, the ass goblin is trying to rule the world
by ass goblin hater August 29, 2003
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Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.
John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003
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is the action of a turkey entering your exit and gobbling uncontrolably.gobbler of ass brown turkey turkeys revengehole puckererel pavo del culo
ass goblin;if you happend to see a turkey after Thanksgiving while naked in the forest in the middle of a boul movement.
by don poz juan February 25, 2009
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people who love to gobble the ass
i think i am going to gobble her ass
by anthony smith September 10, 2003
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When you shit and you swear you hear your poop snickering...
Oh I've got to poop!*POOP* *SNICKER* Oh those damn ass goblins!
by Tom the a$$hole July 10, 2008
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When a person goes down and licks the other person's anal region while they are having sex.
Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.

Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.
by shotybounce April 23, 2009
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1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass
1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.
by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003
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