These are carrots that are grown in the bowels of a fat dude and then pooped out into a tub of boiling water so that the carrots can boil to a simmer and then the fat guy gobbles up the boiling carrots with his steaming butthole.
Ass Carrots are so delicious!
by E? September 04, 2006
A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.
" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"
by Dixon Syder March 17, 2007
Markus spent an hour arguing that licking a public toilet seat is perfectly safe. He was being a total ass carrot.
by U-R-Da-Man July 10, 2025