White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.
Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?

Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim
by Dustocrat June 8, 2021
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The preferred temperature of a beer ice cold
DAMN! I want me a cold ass beer.
by HenTyler November 2, 2021
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Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.
I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.
by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019
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