Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"
Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."
by K.Spence June 7, 2006
Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.
Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.
by NICMOZ May 21, 2008
After an intimate session of woman on top, her cum that makes its way down into a guys ass crack- reacting with his ass juice(sweat) to create an awful stench.
by todd h November 30, 2006
I am goldfish ass crack
by gold fish ass crack August 29, 2022
Ass Crack Hash is when a person shits and pisses in a bottle, then places a balloon over the bottles opening. The person then lets that bottle bake in the sun for a day. The following day the take off the balloon and inhale that balloon creating an almost LCD trip. There is a negative effect after doing so the persons breathe will smell like sewer or shit for a span of two weeks. Ass Crack Hash is more popular within Africa. Also known as Jenkin
My bro did that Ass Crack Hash the other week, damn I couldn't get near him from the smell of his breathe.
by Crer187 November 11, 2007
those are children that stink like badussy and look ugly and cut holes in their pants to touch... ANYWAYS like so now storytime of how I found ass cracks. SOOOOOO :) I and my friend hang out with this kid right were all hanging out and he decided instead of going to the bathroom ill fart so LOUD BRO I THOUGHT THE FREAKING WORLD WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!! and his mom walks downstairs and is like why does it smell like ass cracks. I WAS SHITTING LEGOS!!! PLEASE IT WAS SO FUNNYYYYY I WAS DIEING AND WEASING SO HARD I COULD'NT STOP!!!
by Mr.leidigh's Class December 2, 2021
When someones pants are falling down and their ass crack is visable, they are then on or traveling down ass crack lane.
by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009