When a person (especially a customer) stands behind you, asking questions, while you're bent over doing a task.
Customer (seeks someone bent over): "Excuse me, where are your kids books? Oh, wait, do you work here?"
Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."
Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"
Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."
Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"
by McCloskey February 4, 2010
by shon-sama and dureiku-sama October 22, 2015
Occurs when people spend way too much time infront of the computer chatting and eating snacks. The ass gets bigger and contours perfectly to the chair.
From behind it resembles (___|___)
From behind it resembles (___|___)
person 1: I'm hoping to land me a job staring at a pc all day.
person 2: Yeah that would be great, but you'll end up with chat ass.
person 2: Yeah that would be great, but you'll end up with chat ass.
by piranicon November 7, 2004
by Big boy 6969696969 September 30, 2019
by ashbashbrooks January 1, 2023