Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"
by KrlAadd2013 April 28, 2016
Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
by Madchen April 22, 2019
by Screaming_Seagull July 12, 2019
Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter
Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams
Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin
Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right
Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin
Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right
by BfloHunnydew December 18, 2011
Noun. Top Quality Cocaine.
So named because of the analgesic (pain relieving) effects of cocaine, and how it can be used excessively, despite the expense, by the wealthy.
So named because of the analgesic (pain relieving) effects of cocaine, and how it can be used excessively, despite the expense, by the wealthy.
Mr. Richworthton is complaining of a migraine, please take this $1000 and get him some Rich Mans Aspirin from his dealer.
by GlamKitten November 8, 2011
I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.
by Titus1133 June 6, 2010
The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.
by LifeSpan-Void May 24, 2006