2. The Messianic lion in The Chronicles Of Narnia by C.S. Lewis. Kinda like Jesus, only cooler. And not an allegory.
3. Legendary Dublin rock band who would have made it if Christy Dingham could stay off the smack. Named after 2.
2.Aslan is NOT allegorical, goddammit. C.S. Lewis said so.
3. Oh man, the Aslan concert the last night was fucking savage. It's a shame Christy couldn't stay off the smack, they should have made it.
Person A- "Hey, I hear that Abby can't achieve anything because she is too scared..."
Person B- "No dude I think you've got her all wrong I hear she's a right Aslan!!"