by Memelord6942020 December 7, 2019
by Bob209 July 7, 2005
To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.
His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.
by Tommy April 29, 2005
Amy askew is an annoying teacher
Guy 1:”yo what do we have next period”
Guy 2: “English”
Guy 1: “I'm going to ditch i have miss askew she is annoying”
Guy 1:”yo what do we have next period”
Guy 2: “English”
Guy 1: “I'm going to ditch i have miss askew she is annoying”
by Haha you don’t know me November 18, 2019
The Pooter Askew (scientific name- AssCheese Pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as Tiverton. The Pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat bitches, ugly bitches, ugly fat bitches or just bitches. It is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that ass like it's the commonly known species D-Shab. The call of the Pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (By use of time warp). Finally, the trait most identified with the Pooter Askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.
by Malicous Melvin July 6, 2008
1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.
I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003