A town in kent often known as trashford famous for being the birthplace of simply amazing people and some pikeys (see stanhope)
Person A: God I had sucha good time yesterday my arm's actually exploded
Person B: obviously you went to ashford
Person B: obviously you went to ashford
by ask ur nan November 21, 2009
by ProfYuri October 6, 2010
Also known to the residents by its alternate names "Gashford" and "Trashford" due to the large amount of single mothers, is a relatively large town located in the Kent in the South-East of England where everyone is so damn miserable their soulless eyes can pierce sheet steel.
It is home to Stanhope, the town's obligatory zoo of pikeys that recently had a regeneration which was the equivalent of polishing a turd. The buses often get infested with old people in the mornings and the ghurkas live up to their stereotype by constantly smelling of curry. The gypsies leave litter wherever they go and it became such a problem that the places they frequented had trenches dug or boulders placed to stop them from using them.
Main attractions include but are not limited to:
*A high street which features 5 barber shops, 5 pubs, a titty bar, 4 discount stores and 3 card shops, while the rest of them are primarily restaurants; fast food or otherwise.
*A bowling alley
*A decomissioned tank used as a statue
*A Designer Outlet shaped like a vagina; popular tourist destination and the primary cause of sidewalk rage
*Frequent car crashes coming out of ASDA
*A skate park for horny teenagers and young adults to pick up horny teenagers
*An out of the way Cineworld
*Prams and screaming children everywhere
*And an international train station so you can escape the monumental dullness of it all for the day which is often left unattended after 6pm; free train rides if you don't get caught.
It is home to Stanhope, the town's obligatory zoo of pikeys that recently had a regeneration which was the equivalent of polishing a turd. The buses often get infested with old people in the mornings and the ghurkas live up to their stereotype by constantly smelling of curry. The gypsies leave litter wherever they go and it became such a problem that the places they frequented had trenches dug or boulders placed to stop them from using them.
Main attractions include but are not limited to:
*A high street which features 5 barber shops, 5 pubs, a titty bar, 4 discount stores and 3 card shops, while the rest of them are primarily restaurants; fast food or otherwise.
*A bowling alley
*A decomissioned tank used as a statue
*A Designer Outlet shaped like a vagina; popular tourist destination and the primary cause of sidewalk rage
*Frequent car crashes coming out of ASDA
*A skate park for horny teenagers and young adults to pick up horny teenagers
*An out of the way Cineworld
*Prams and screaming children everywhere
*And an international train station so you can escape the monumental dullness of it all for the day which is often left unattended after 6pm; free train rides if you don't get caught.
Guy 1: 'Ey lad you wanna go to Ashford?
Guy 2: Sure, I'm in the mood to be bored and depressed to the point I want to commit suicide today.
Guy 2: Sure, I'm in the mood to be bored and depressed to the point I want to commit suicide today.
by Takytivarg October 16, 2016
Also known as Gashford, a little town between Feltham and Staines in London. Populated with Pikeys and Old folk.
Famous for Burger Junction, Big Tescos and Subway.
Famous for Burger Junction, Big Tescos and Subway.
by K Tolls Bruvv March 16, 2009
Ashford is a handsome gentleman. It is also meant to be a pretty boy.
Ashford is a trust worthy person /loyal.
Ashford is a trust worthy person /loyal.
by Bbvss January 24, 2019
Small town in Northeastern Connecticut with one regular traffic light, about 15 minutes from Uconn. There are three types of people that live in Ashford: Those who live next to a lake, farmers, or squirrel eaters.
Guy one: "Where is everyone?"
Guy two: "Yea, the only person I've seen in this town was that guy eating a squirrel."
Guy Three: "We must be in Ashford."
Guy two: "Yea, the only person I've seen in this town was that guy eating a squirrel."
Guy Three: "We must be in Ashford."
by bigdog21 February 5, 2011
A small town in southeastern Alabama. Not known for anything, which is good, if it were to be known for something, that would be sad.....
by Louie6889 August 22, 2008