After months of enduring countless Cincinnati Bow-ties from her boyfriend, he finally let her give him a Dayton Ascot.
by Nicb1rd May 30, 2011
A private catholic girls school in Ascot, England that produces social climbers and backstabbers. half of the students suffer from an ED or addiction. The abbreviation this school uses is SMAS
by baccigal November 22, 2021
why u hitting me? what the h*** are u doing that for? Do you want me to pineapple slap your ascot?? Huh, Scott?
by Adaise May 21, 2008
The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 12, 2021
Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.
by High Society October 28, 2012
"Hey girl, come lick my as-"
"OMG WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARE YOU GA-"
"My ascot, come lick my ascot"
"Oh for a minute i thought yo-"
"You can lick my ass too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"OMG WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARE YOU GA-"
"My ascot, come lick my ascot"
"Oh for a minute i thought yo-"
"You can lick my ass too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
by savages24 May 30, 2022