The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.
Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.
by dongerMcWonger January 30, 2020
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What happens when your body perceives a change in elevation and proceeds to make you think you are about to step up or down only to jar the experiencer into a self conscious awkwardness and sense of mistrust in their own perceptions.
I saw Marcus throw his back out during an "Eidolonic ascension/descension experience" while taking the stairs.
by CovidMessiah December 10, 2022
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The worlds most potent type of enema.
“I just can’t took an Ascension School”
Why the fuck would you go up to a random person on the street and tell them that?”
by HarambeLivesInOurHearts June 2, 2022
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